On May 11, 2010, the Powres-that-bee at Ye Olde Bolt Cutter Do Hereby Proclaim The Discovery of An As-Yet-Undiscovered Internet Meme, Soon to Sweep The Globe Causing Bouts of Laughtre And Also Guilt At Laughing At A Particularly Funny Retarded Person.

Three new colorways EXCLUSIVE to Digital Gravel for Partyhead now available!!!~

The biggest drop this year- EASY- is going to be the Ski Beatz 24-Hour Karate School “tape. (Everybody is calling it a mixtape, but this shit is a FREE ALBUM. RECOGNIZE.)

BOLT CUTTER rolled through the Secret Show at Cameo in Williamsburg, Brooklyn the other day and GABLOW! one of Ski’s sensei’s -the guitarist- was rocking our “Do Ninja Sharx Dream of Electric Girls?” t-shirt on stage.

You would be dumb to not click to watch the video on CreativeControl.tv.

Two of our classic bangers, “Permanent Vacation” and “Apocalypse New” are getting retired at the end of this season and as a treat to you loyal fanz, we’re putting up a limited amount of each at only $15 a piece.

Very super-limited amount of pieces available. Get em while you can.

So I’ve been preoccupied with Budd Dwyer since 1993 or so, when an old friend ruined my night by showing me his suicide video (something COUNTLESS acquaintances have told me they somehow saw live because they were home sick from school– yeah, you were in the Philadelphia area at the age of nine watching some press conference on your sick day).

ANYWAY, looks like someone has made a movie about it with an un-Firefox-friendly site. I was able to check out, and hereby repost, the journal entry Budd wrote the night before he publicly shot himself through the brain on TV and it’s the saddest fuckin’ thing I ever read.

So, if you don’t have plans, or if you do and want to ruin them, you should read that and then I guess watch the suicide video and turn on “Disintegration” and call it a night.

(Obviously there will be a Budd Dwyer shirt in the near future…)

BIG UP GURU. Dude is gonna make it.