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Shooting midgets in the face with paintballs

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

The sign outsid Midgetville

Where I’m originally from in Jersey, there’s a shantytown called “Midgetville”.  The folklore is that midgets live there, but the reality is that it’s just a bunch of alcoholic trashers who could never take care of a normal-sized home.

ANYWAY, a bunch of gully GIRLS got arrested for shooting those midgets in the face with paintballs, which is of course the sort of thing we celebrate around here.

Angry Midgetvillian Trasher Guy

Look at this angry trasher midget who can’t handle a few paintballs to the face.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Woman_shot_in_face_by_paintball.html