
Where I’m originally from in Jersey, there’s a shantytown called “Midgetville”. The folklore is that midgets live there, but the reality is that it’s just a bunch of alcoholic trashers who could never take care of a normal-sized home.
ANYWAY, a bunch of gully GIRLS got arrested for shooting those midgets in the face with paintballs, which is of course the sort of thing we celebrate around here.

Look at this angry trasher midget who can’t handle a few paintballs to the face.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Woman_shot_in_face_by_paintball.html


